What Are This Remix

Posted on October 31st by Jenna
 

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What are this what are this what are this what are this what are this what are this what are thiiiiiissssssssss what are you guys being for halloween because I was a ninja turtle dove and it was spectacular I made the shell out of fabric and foam and bedazzled the absolute dick out of it but I didn't use my actual bedazzled because I actually do have a real one of those I bought it on Ebay in 2005 and made and epic upon epic britney spears costume one of many obviously because she is hot like titty tits on titty tit island thats ON FIRE etc instead of bedazzling though i just used glue and gems and i went to the craft store and picked them out myself but i was at a really shitty and crowed michaels and the gems were all like ooooo we're sparkly buy us you need us you fucking want us and you know it and my inner magpie was like YES YES YES I WANT ALL OF THE SPARKLES and so I grabbed a few and then all of a sudden on the rack it got to this stupid red thing that blocked me getting more sparkles that said please find someone that works at asshole michaels and ask them to help you and shit and I looked around at all the middle aged women with their baskets full of fake flowers and stamps and shit and I didn't see anyone that worked there and then I looked over at the checkout line and there were I'm gonna say a billion people in line and I was like well fuck that noise so I just grabbed all the different kinds that I could until they got to the little red blockers and i was feeling satisfied with myself because A) I had lots of different sparkles and I was going to make a bangin ass costume and B) AINT NOBODY ELSE GONNA GET ANY OF MY MOTHERFUCKING SPARKLY GEMS BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND SOMEONE AT MICHAELS THAT CAN ASSIST YOU AND THEYRE CLEARLY ALL REALLY FUCKING BUSY RIGHT NOW AN AINT GOT NO TIME TO ASSIST YOU SO GOOD LUCK FINDING SOME MOTHERFUCKING SPARKLES BITCH BECAUSE I TOOK THEM ALL AND YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGURE IT OUT, IN YOUR FACE FUTURE CUSTOMER and then I got my basket and was all proud and then realized that I had to go stand in that line to buy them anyways and then I was pissed. And then later that night I broke like 5 of my sewing machine needles trying to sew foam to fabric and it really really really didn't want to do it. I forced it to. It was like borderline sewing machine rape. I'm really sorry sewing machine but it worked out right? We made a costume.

What are this though.

No one will ever know.

ITS WHAT THIS ARE WE WHAT WHY HOW WHAT WHAT HOW WHY THIS ARE.

Duh.

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