Woah girl look how sexual you look today, congratulations. I have a really important confession to get off my chest and please don't judge me... deep breath, okay. I ate a cookie yesterday. NOOOOO!!! FML. Hey is that a spaceship? Like I give a fuck. Just kidding I so do, I want to see an alien like real bad. REAL BAD. Anyways this video is about some things that hip hop taught me part two because I liked making the first one so much I decided to make another one. I talk about Kanye, Kendrick Lamar, Lloyd, Young Money, Nicki Minaj, Rihanna, Eminem, Chris Brown, Akon, John Hart, 2 Chainz, Juicy J, Cam'ron, Cash Out, Salt N Pepa, Outkast, Jay-Z, Petey Pablo, and Tyga among others and all of the wonderful things they have taught me in life, like being straight forward and honest in your relationships and sexual partners, not feeding people you don't care about, lying, you a stupid ho, and much more. I was also pondering in my brain (not in the video) that if One Direction were a group of giraffes would everyone still think they were so hot? I mean think about all those awkward necks and legs and hooves and black tongues. Long ass black tongues licking their mouths into their super high microphones. Would you still want to tap that? Yeah, I guess I would too. Just wondering what your opinion was because I felt bad at first but I was hoping you felt the same way, I'm glad you do. Anyways, the other night I sat down to do a puzzle and realized how boring they are after you finish all the edge pieces. Like what the fuck if I wanted to look at a picture I'll look at the fucking box. This is too much work. Like penises. FLOWERS.
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