I know he's only 17 and his Wikipedia page says his birthday is in October. So can I go on record without being creepy saying that as of October 2011 ...
I WANT TO SMASH THAT ALL FUCKING DAY.
SMASH SMASH SMASH.
COCKITY COCK COCK COCK.
Is that bad? Like I'm a grown ass woman (theoretically and numerically, not really) and I want to smash an underage dude that sings country music. Who am I? What is happening to me? Can someone validate these feelings with their opinion or talk me down from this boy crush that I have? It's taking control of my brain.