Kermit Mortis

Posted on July 1st by Jenna

When it gets too hot Kermit get "Kermit Mortis." And everybody needs to pipe in the comments of this video that he's having a heat stroke and shit. Seriously, pipe. Kermit does this when he get like tired, hungry, ate lots of chicken, rolled around on the carpet, just flew to Orlando on a magic carpet, etc. Kermit Mortis is a fake condition of him being a drama queen, relax.